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BookmarkA fun novel gift, these items make great secret santa gifts or stocking fillers, for anyone who has the occasional yearning for a new husband!
Save yourself the hassle and just grow a new husband! Once the small husband figure is placed in water it’ll grow to 600% its original size.
Some benefits to your new husband:
- He won’t get fat.
- He doesn’t fart in bed.
- He loves chick flicks.
- He keeps his opinions to himself.
- He doesn’t dress like a slob.
- He doesn’t have any baggage.
- He’ll never ask you how much you spent on that new pair of shoes!
